Pacific Island Holiday - All inclusive!

[spanner570]

Shake off those winter blues with our fantastic holiday offer....

Here's what you get.

14 nights, all inclusive holiday from a U.K. airport of your choice.
Nothing more to pay.
Enjoy snokeling in the warm, clear waters of Saipan's many island escapes.
4 Star, luxury hotel. Private room service (Your choice of sex)
Free daily excursions (optional)
All diving equipment supplied.
Professional guides.

All for just £80 a day!

Here's some clients photos from previous holidays.


Swim out to a tank!







Dive on to a WW2 American 'Wildcat' fighter




Do likewise on to a wrecked landing craft......








Wander along the 'Skeleton Coast'






Discover the remains of what could be U 862. Washed up after a severe storm.
The only German U. Boat to operate in the Pacific.





Limited holiday places, so hurry.
To book your holiday please call 12002 645 334 quoting your full bank details.

Thank you.

Skamm Luxury Holidays.
Flat 4
Ankitutu
Nigeria



Please note. What you see above is strictly for fun, in the hope that it might help combat the lousy weather and world we are having just now.

P.S. All the model builds are knocking about in 'My Threads'

Cheers.
Ron

[Tim Marlow]

Nice resume of your work Ron. Photography excellent as always, and the modelling isn’t bad either ?

[Stefee]

Wonderful.

[spanner570]

Thanks chaps.

A bit of light relief....Matron!

[Airborne01]

Spanner - a definite case for therapy - Matron's been absent for too long (what potion is she developing I wonder?)
Steve

[Gern]

Some cracking stuff there young Ron!

Got a question though. Does your weekly shopping list include breakfast cereals other than Weetabix? If it don't, I imagine a full breakfast at yours is pretty unlikely! I can't see you eating Weetabix doused in PVA instead of milk!?

[Richard48]

Very funny but incredible work.Nicely done and something unique and different which is great.
Nicely done dear boy.
Richard

[Nicko]

Very good Ron. Water looks about right for a paddle....

Nick

[Jim R]

What a great opportunity Ron. I need a holiday and this sounds ideal. I do like the idea of "private room service with a choice of sex". Are Skamm Holidays a member of ABTA?
You've brightened up a very dull, cold day

[scottie3158]

Ron,
Nicely done brought a smile to my face.

[rtfoe]

Nice set of holiday pictures Ron. It's about the right time for some fun.
It's cold where you guys are but it's hot like hell down here. Have to go through 3 sets of clothing after a warm shower and that's straight from the tap. Nobody thought of refrigerated water built into the heater.
Your shots are great, only problem is it has made me feel more hot and sweaty. The Weetabix treatment is similar to crab coated in fried salted eggs so it makes me hungry as well.
You've got Matron to do her rounds again so the boys better watch out.

Cheers,
Wabble