Operation M. The Great Work Has Begun!

[boatman]

Got to wonder if the supposed health benefits outweighed the mental trauma really, haven’t you :tongue-out3:

YES Tim i used to dread the mornings when i got up an my mum would be waitin with that dreaded bottle with a cork in an some nights had to have it an yes it was in my opinion was mental trauma an yes Tim at times i often wondered if it was meant as a punishment treatment lol

[Andy the Sheep]

COR Andrea :thinking::sad:you must be the only person i know of now that says they liked cod liver oil as my mum had to pinch my nose an then force it down my throat URG URG an then i felt sick for the rest of the day URG an you must have ponged then to smell like a 3 day old cod left in a bag URG LOL :rolling: :flushed:
Chrisb

Yes, the stink was a serious hampering to my social life (and at that age kids can be really cruel!); anyway, I was one of a kind as nobody, even my pediatrician, could believe I happily gulped my cod liver oil!

[boatman]

Yes, the stink was a serious hampering to my social life (and at that age kids can be really cruel!); anyway, I was one of a kind as nobody, even my pediatrician, could believe I happily gulped my cod liver oil!

AN yes i beleve you sir as my young freinds when i had mine could smell it for a while an even my best freind said here comes pongo but they were only havin a laugh as after a while the smell wore off but for you to love it well its unbeleiveable near as bad as M

[Gern]

WELL Gern whats goin on with Herr mindbender an'it he got nothin to say like a pep talk for the troops ?

He has been busy producing the portable generators for those supporters who are at risk of retaliation by MORON! I'll talk to him and see if he's willing to spare some time for that.

[boatman]

He has been busy producing the portable generators for those supporters who are at risk of retaliation by MORON! I'll talk to him and see if he's willing to spare some time for that.

OH Great a pep talk for the troops from the herr proff mindbender that will lift our spirits greatly to keep up the good an rigoues thoughts of what M can do to you more like carster oil urg:thinking::rolling: may use it to put in my prop shafts tube for greasent on my tiger lol :tongue-out3: lol

[Ian M]

Unbeliveable. Every time I read this thread I end up going to the kitchen and getting some Cheese and Marmite. Hmm bugger . Back in minute.

[Gern]

"Mein kameraden! Herr Gern has told me zat some of you are vorried zat I haf not spoken to you recently! Rest assured! Ha ha! Zis is only due to ze pressure of ze vork during ze initial stages of ze project! As Herr Gern informed you, apart from ze small projectors - und ze details of zose MUST remain secret - much of vat has been done so far ist preparatory vork. Ha ha ha! Ve haf received ze components of ze building, but ze site has needed much preparation. Ve cannot haf ze building collapse due to incorrect foundations! No indeed! Zat vould be disastrous! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Hier ist ein fotograph to show vot is involved:



Some assembly has already been completed, but clearly, zere ist much vork still to be done. (Ze roof panels haf not yet arrived but zey vill be here by ze time ve are ready to fit zem in place. Haa haa haa!)

Meanvile, some of ze basic eqvipment has arrived und ve vill soon start construction of mein laboratory und vorkshop. Progress vill be svift vonce zese are completed! HA HA HA! Even as ve speak, ze vehicles, alzough very old, are being made roadvorthy - ve haf many supporters freely giving us zeir time und access to zere garages - Haa haa haa! - und necessary modifications are in hand! Vonce satisfactory field tests haf been conducted - und I haf total confidence zat our projectors vill vork - it may be possible to upgrade zese vehicles und indeed disguise zeir purpose zo ze agents of MORON vill not find zem until zeir mission ist complete!! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

I tell you vonce more: 'Ve vill succeed in our Great Project, und soon ze scourge of ze foul M vill disappear from ze face of ze Earth!! HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA! Ze agents of MORON vill regret vasting zeir precious time on zeir futile attempts to stop us!! HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!! HAA HAA HAA! HAA HAA HAA!'"

Thank you Herr Professor Doktor Mindbender for taking some of your precious time to reassure us of the progress that is being made.

[Gern]

Unbeliveable. Every time I read this thread I end up going to the kitchen and getting some Cheese and Marmite. Hmm bugger . Back in minute.

Don't worry Ian. Help is on its way! As soon as we have finished our task in the UK, we will be moving to every country that suffers this affliction!

[boatman]

VELL glad that mad proff is as mad as i think he is really round the bend he is but thats the kind of commitment ve need to survice unt vel vill vin my god:thinking: he's even got me talkin like him now lol he certainly rubs off on you mad as a box of frogs but in a nice vay Aaaaaaggghhhh :tongue-out3: :flushed:

[Waspie]

Sorry to spoil your revelry. But the Marmite mines have been reopened and full production is scheduled for early next week.
The first consignment has been assigned to the war effort and the minister for Marmite assures the public there will be plentiful stock of the ‘black stuff’ to ensure a successful campaign!!
Long Live ‘M’.

[boatman]

MR VASP ve vill have you know a bimb has been planted in them mines so they wont be produein for long hahahahah

[BattleshipBob]

Tad late, but you my 100% support in your plan to rid the world of that stuff! Better off eating axle grease, at least that will stop your joints from squeaking lol

[boatman]

Tad late, but you my 100% support in your plan to rid the world of that stuff! Better off eating axle grease, at least that will stop your joints from squeaking lol

Bob mate have you cast your no vote at the top of the page ?

[Waspie]

MR VASP ve vill have you know a bimb has been planted in them mines so they wont be produein for long hahahahah

Probably the dummy mines we set up for just that very scenario.
The location of the actual Marmite mines are known to a select few and the head Clanger!!!!!!

[boatman]

Probably the dummy mines we set up for just that very scenario.
The location of the actual Marmite mines are known to a select few and the head Clanger!!!!!!

OH so the Clangers are also involved you MR VASP hav let out a valuble secret there an by rights as a punisment you should be demaratized lol an if the clangers are involed are the magic roundabout lot also involed as i never could stand that dillon rabbit lol but you hav not found our mines my freind as they are still sendin antitamper signals so you could not move them hahahahaha