Operation M. The Great Work Has Begun!

[Tim Marlow]

OH so the Clangers are also involved you MR VASP hav let out a valuble secret there an by rights as a punisment you should be demaratized lol an if the clangers are involed are the magic roundabout lot also involed as i never could stand that dillon rabbit lol but you hav not found our mines my freind as they are still sendin antitamper signals so you could not move them hahahahaha

Of course the clangers are involved…..we’ve fitted sidewinder missiles to the iron chicken and the soup dragon is brewing her fortifying marmite soup…..

[scottie3158]

The greatest sandwich in the world is a fresh bloomer from the bakers cut in to doorsteps crispy bacon, mature cheddar and marmite. Food of the gods.

[boatman]

Of course the clangers are involved…..we’ve fitted sidewinder missiles to the iron chicken and the soup dragon is brewing her fortifying marmite soup…..

vell mr Tim those sidwinder missles need a target an they dont know where gern an proff mindbenders lab will be as its not built yet an then it will be a BIG SECRET from YOU MORONS LOL

[Gern]

Sorry to spoil your revelry. But the Marmite mines have been reopened and full production is scheduled for early next week.
The first consignment has been assigned to the war effort and the minister for Marmite assures the public there will be plentiful stock of the ‘black stuff’ to ensure a successful campaign!!
Long Live ‘M’.

I vill tell you vonce more! Ha ha ha! I care not how much of zis dreaded substance you produce! Ha ha ha ha! It vill all be vasted once my projectors haf done zeir vork! Ha ha ha ha ha!! You vill not vant to consume it any more und your stocks of it - no matter how videspread und hidden zey may be - vill never be consumed. Haa haa haa! No von vill buy it und you von't even be able to gif it avay I tell you! Haa haa haa haa!

You may vish to zink about ozzer uses for it - paint masking for example - before you proceed mit making ze stuff vich vill not be eaten!! HA HA HA! HA HA HA!!

[outrunner]

The greatest sandwich in the world is a fresh bloomer from the bakers cut in to doorsteps crispy bacon, mature cheddar and marmite. Food of the gods.

And the Gods can keep it!

Andy.

[BattleshipBob]

And the Gods can keep it!

Andy.

Good god man, whatever happened to the bacon butty!!

[outrunner]

Good god man, whatever happened to the bacon butty!!

Still going strong up here with sliced haggis running a close second.

Andy.

[BattleshipBob]

Still going strong up here with sliced haggis running a close second.

Andy.

Is that wild or farmed haggis

[Gern]

Is that wild or farmed haggis

I thought wild Haggis were a protected species and you are no longer allowed to catch them?

[Tworrs]

The big question is .......... Marmite or Vegemite.
Haha Dave, now you have another one to add to your hate list, trust the Strayans to come up with a competitive (albeit inferior) product.
Seconds out, round number two.

[JR]

Meanwhile having nearly finished to death ray machine Matron is conducting field trials . The early results are good, the building that Herr Professor Doktor Mindbender is attempting to will be easy pickings even at half strength.

[boatman]

Is that wild or farmed haggis

WELL Bob dont know about farmed haggis but a mate went up scotway an treid to shoot a wild haggis with a blunderbus as there is plenty of spread of all the nuts an bolts put in it but he dint get one so now goin to shoot pidgins lol

[boatman]

Meanwhile having nearly finished to death ray machine Matron is conducting field trials . The early results are good, the building that Herr Professor Doktor Mindbender is attempting to will be easy pickings even at half strength.

Matron building a death ray machine ha haha NEVER she's a NHS NURSE not an eletricain an i bet it will blow up first go hahaha to build these maceines you need to have big brain like the doc mindbender So as Garry said round no 2 hahahaha

[Andy the Sheep]

Matron building a death ray machine ha haha NEVER she's a NHS NURSE not an electrician an i bet it will blow up first go hahaha to build these machines you need to have big brain like the doc mindbender So as Garry said round no 2 hahahaha

:tongue-out3: I'm not entering the fight about Marmite but Chris, you've been quite rude about Matron... after all she's a Lady :rolling: ...with a penchant for syringes and a strong old school nurses' attitude. I'd rather face 1000 Mindbenders or a Marmite flood than a single outraged Matron :fearful:.

[Tim Marlow]

Yep, you really shouldn’t annoy her…….she’s saddling up as we speak….

Oh, and don’t be fooled by the smile…….she’s just happy she will get to stick needles in someone…..