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[Scratchbuilder]

Can I just remind you guys of some wise words I found on here some years ago?

Should SWMBO query either the size or cost of your stash, ask her how many pairs of shoes she's got. :smiling:

Yeah! mine buys dresses - out the delivery bag and into the wardrobe....

[Scratchbuilder]

Mind you Mr Waspie, once the dust settles we will be moving to most likely a bungalow with a dormer and hopefully walk in attic storage space. So the risk of the stash being discovered is very high!!! So my builder mate Malcolm might have to build a false wall lol

Get her drunk and then move it all at night, you can make all the noise you want and blame it on thunder....

[Waspie]

Yeah! mine buys dresses - out the delivery bag and into the wardrobe....

They all seem to like something!! (expensive). Mines, handbags and perfumes!!
I grovel for a pot of 17ml paint and it's the Spanish Inquisition!!!!

[Waspie]

Mind you Mr Waspie, once the dust settles we will be moving to most likely a bungalow with a dormer and hopefully walk in attic storage space. So the risk of the stash being discovered is very high!!! So my builder mate Malcolm might have to build a false wall lol

I'm in a bungalow!! Nowhere to hide!! Well there is the Huuuuuuge loft but it's positively Baltic up there.

[Scratchbuilder]

I'm in a bungalow!! Nowhere to hide!! Well there is the Huuuuuuge loft but it's positively Baltic up there.

This summer I will be up in our loft. The lazy barstewards that put in the new insulation gathered all the old stuff and pushed it up one end. then along came the council and installed vents - not just one but one every three feet, front and back. Open the loft hatch and it is like entering the ice age... So I will be all kitted out in the coveralls, goggles, mask and armed with the mop handle taped to the brush handle to give me length and I will be shoving and moving all the excess old stuff into the vent spaces, right down to that narrow area you cannot reach. It might not stop the cold, but it will slow down the gale flipping back the toupee....

[Neil Merryweather]

They all seem to like something!! (expensive). Mines, handbags and perfumes!!
I grovel for a pot of 17ml paint and it's the Spanish Inquisition!!!!

With you there, brother!

[Gern]

Spiders....

I could believe that if I lived somewhere hot or exotic where they get ginormous beasties like the goliath or huntsman. Alas I'm stuck just outside Birmingham (If the Universe had piles, that's where they'd be!) and I don't think the titchy house spiders we get here could have done it.

Just to be on the safe side though, should I ever get to finish a wingy thingy - unlikely the way things are going with my painting at the moment - I won't be hanging it from the ceiling. I will however be continuing with the 'zoom' and 'whoosh' noises as I fly it around the room.

[Guest]

she call it dust, I call it patina....

Just call the room a concert hall (click here and scroll down to Acoustic dust )

[minitnkr]

Acoustics are important. The better to hear SWMBOs' call to tea or chores.:smiling:

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Cheers,
Wabble

[Steve Brodie]

I cant help myself - simple as that. See a new figure i like and I just buy it.

[Tim Marlow]

You know it ends like this don’t you?

[Scratchbuilder]

I could believe that if I lived somewhere hot or exotic where they get ginormous beasties like the goliath or huntsman. Alas I'm stuck just outside Birmingham (If the Universe had piles, that's where they'd be!) and I don't think the titchy house spiders we get here could have done it.

Just to be on the safe side though, should I ever get to finish a wingy thingy - unlikely the way things are going with my painting at the moment - I won't be hanging it from the ceiling. I will however be continuing with the 'zoom' and 'whoosh' noises as I fly it around the room.

Once found a tarantula in a box the bananas came in - Balsall Heath - 1964....

[Scratchbuilder]

Acoustics are important. The better to hear SWMBOs' call to tea or chores.:smiling:

Chores - given at breakfast time to go down with the Wheatabix....
Tea - when stomach tells me, or if it is a roast meal I can tell by the curses and the crashing of pots and oven door slamming, bit like Animal the demented drummer on the Muppets....

[Gern]

Once found a tarantula in a box the bananas came in - Balsall Heath - 1964....

Ssshhhh! Everybody will want one!